As I was scanning baby pictures for my little biggest brother, I came across these pictures. Proof that my parents used their children as a private source of amusement. This particular incident involved a traditional summertime treat. Most of the time this summertime delight is served in bite-sized cubes or inch-thick slices. Usually. When one isn't intent on using your position as "parent" to construct humorous situations involving young children just to fulfill your sick, sick sense of humor.
This is representative of the size of the slices of watermelon given to the adults:
And these are the slices given to the toddlers:
I just bet my "loving parents" had sooooo much fun watching their kids trying to handle eating 1/4 of a watermelon each.
Sick? Twisted? You decide!